Ellwood City Women's and Men's
Pool Leagues

Ladies: if possible, please text final scores and any info you want to share about your game to Lori. Sometimes it's difficult for her to hear on the phone during a call-in. While texting is preferred, if you have to call, she is still happy to hear from you! Good luck to all!
And then there are SECOND thoughts:
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
- Mark Twain
Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.  Anonymous
In memory ...
... November 5, 2009
Dedicated to those lost at Fort Hood: Evening Falls - Enya
Lol! If you've come this far down - you've hit the bottom! Good day to all. Have a safe one!
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. Anonymous
Never do card tricks for your poker buddies!
Sports do not build character.
They reveal it. Anonymous

What a difference 700 miles can make, eh? (below)
Birds do it, bees do it, even beat up lil mailboxes do it! >>>
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
Harriet Beecher Stowe (1811-1896)

June 22, 1942 - March 13, 2010

"You were not born a winner, and you were not born a loser. You are what you make yourself be." Lou Holtz
Volunteering service to our nation is a big sacrifice, an unselfish sacrifice. We would be honored to have ANY service member added to your website. It's a small tribute in the scheme of things, but I know they appreciate being thought of.Please send info/picture to womenspoolnews@hotmail.com Thanks.
Hooray! Lori's computer is up
and running!

Women's stats and scores are now on her page!

Your ol' computer works hard for you.

it healthy with regular defrag and disk cleanup.

1/23/29 to 2/27/08

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Tis the season!  ...  rack 'em up!

Ok, now seriously ... how many of you CAN relate to this picture below?!?!?
(snicker) Yeah ... me too!

Please understand that whatever browser you use, your page might look a little goofy! WHY!?!? We have no idea! IT LOOKS GREAT IN THE SITE WE USE TO CREATE IT! WE are NOT adusting for IE. This site is better viewed in Mozilla or Chrome.

President: Karen Lemanski
Vice president: Beth Fox-Kerry
Secretary: Lori Coulter
Treasurer: Joyce Kraynak

Womens Pool League Play-offs Schedule
April 17, 2013
Start time: 7:30pm with minimum of 6 players. 8 players by 7:45pm. No add-ons after 8pm.

Today ... right now ... another beautiful day ... about 16 women began their day as home-makers, wives, girlfriends, employees, owners, Moms, friends ... and around 6:30pm they'll start taking on a different posture: (non lethal) gladiator-like ... at 7:30pm tonight the sound of balls snicking against one another ... cue up your mental music: Eye of the Tiger, Theme from JAWS, long drawn out drum roll ... this is it! Be at Hazel Manor tonight for the final showdown! Breaker's vs Hazel Manor ... all the teams in the league are great teams! But only two can end up here, on this night, and only one will get that last 8-ball ...

Good luck to both

Most lipstick contains fish scales!

It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!

No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!

Why, oh why, can't all browsers be equal! This page looks right in Mozilla and Google Chrome, but for IE we've always had to 'oversize' boxes, adjust print. Until further notice, this page is BEST VIEWED in Mozilla Firefox and Google Chrome. Nuts to IE. It just doesn't make sense, but ... c'est la vie, ma chérie.
Oh boy! New 'toys'!! Click on our email address and send an email to: womenspoolnews@hotmail.com

Gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness
To an opponent, tolerance
To a friend, your heart
To a customer, service
To every child, a good example
To yourself, respect
To all ... charity and love​
Ha! It helps when one hits the SAVE icon after working on this page! Then you'd have seen the following info a LOT sooner!!

As you know by now, the winners of the All Star Tournament were as follows:
Cheryl Mihalko - My House
Lori Coulter - Hazel Manor
Lacey McElwain - Keystone

There were 103 entries this year for a begining total of $204.00.

The 50-50 proceeds taken in added another $156.00 to the pot for a grand total of $360.00! This was divided 50%, 30%, 20% and with that formula, the payout was $180.00 to 1st place, $108.00 to 2nd place, and $72.00 to 3rd place.

Congratulations to Cheryl, Lori and Lacy for some awesome shooting!!

No matter HOW big and BAD you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it!
Instead of cleaning house I just watch an episode of HOARDERS and think, "WOW! My house looks great!"
(borrowed from a friend and added to a little bit)
Happy Mother's Day to all you Mom's and like-a-Mom(s)! Also the Dad's that step up and become both Mom and Dad for their kids! Have a great day everyone!
Makeup date for 11/26/13
(uh-oh) April 1, 2014

for the Ellwood City Womens Pool League!
The start time is 7pm.
Please note that the team formerly know as My House is now called Hazel Manor 2.

The away (visiting) team is listed first and the home team is listed second.
Ellwood City
Men's Pool League!!

MY HOUSE - 1 WINS THE 2013-2014

See MENS STATS page!
Don't mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke.
Written/sung by Zach Sobiech
(5/3/95-5/20/13) for his girlfriend
Breaker’s @ Moose
Hazel Manor @ Hog Wild
Keystone 2 @ Keystone
Paramount @ Big Dawgs
PW Eagles @ Saxon Club
Ranch 2 @ Ranch
Double Dealin' 2 @ Double Dealin'
Hazel Manor 2 @ West End

All Star Tournament - April 29, 2014!!

At Big Dawgs, now known as Pagley's Pour House, we have
**Breaker's: Eleanor Kegerise, Norma Tondt, and (alt) Darlene Rea
**Hog WIld: Karen Lemanski, RuthAnn Dillaman, and (alt) Melinda Nocera
**Big Dawgs (Pagley's): Shy Haswell, Amanda 'Hot Carl' Caulkin, Danyelle ?
**Ranch 2: Rhonda Evans, Chris Shaffer
At Double Dealin' 2, we have
**Ranch: Deanna Stephenson, Beth Fox Kerry, and (alt) Wendy Wiley
**Hazel Manor 2: Cheryl Mihalko, Cindy Kelly, (alt) Mandy Stocker
**Double Dealin' 2: Denise Corwin, Marilyn Brown
At Hazel Manor, we have

**Hazel Manor: Angie Hernandez, Kim Ripper, (alt) Lori Coulter
**Keystone: Lacey McElwain, Nicole VonHofen, (alt) Shari Yost
**West End: Judy Johnston, Denise Gates, (alt) Linda Boots
**Saxon Club: Darlene Wisbeth, Gwen Daufen, (alt) Stephanie (checking spelling)
At Paramount, we have
**Keystone 2: Roxanne Gwilt, Carol Miller, (alt) Joyce Kraynak
**Paramount: Rita Anderson, Erin Szabo, (alt) Valerie Petrangeli
**Polish WE: Cassandra Pishioneri, Rick Jo Freed, (alt) Veronica Passerrello
**Double Dealin': Faith Foreman, Kylee Rose, (alt) Richelle Owens

ATTENTION: There will not be any All Star gifts this year. That money will be divided between the remaining 4 through ?
AT this time there is $218 collected for the All Stars.

The final tournament is May 6, 2014 at Hog Wild.

Good luck to all players!

The ECWP banquet will once again be held at the Polish White Eagle's picnic grounds on Saturday, May 31, 2014 at 2pm.
Nico's will be catering this year.
Dinner will begin at 4:30pm.
Each team is to bring 1 appetizer and 1 dessert.
Your team count, guest count, and guest money of $15 each is due on May 6th 2014 at Hog Wild.
1. Divide 50 by half and add 20.

2. Can you find the odd one out - "Stun", "Ton", "Evil", "Letter", "Mood", "Bad", "Snap", "Straw"?


Count the words in the above sentence. Now count the Fs in the above sentence. Add the number of words with the number of "Fs". What do you get?
In the '70s we were told "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature..." followed by a peal of thunder and a flash of lightening! Hey, Mother Nature! April Fool's day is over! Lighten up a little, how 'bout it?!?!
2013-2014 Ellwood City Women's Pool League Champions!
Their final record for the season is 28-1!!
Way to go, Breaker's!!

YAY Karen!! For years we've asked for summer events to post on here! Just b/c the season ends doesn't mean the page shuts down, lol! So, here we go: Take off the gardening gloves, stash the apron, grab your jeans, gas up the bike/trike/scooter, snag  your helmet or bandana and leave the number for Domino's on the kitchen table!!!!
Karen Lemanski is organizing an all girls motorcycle run! June 1st - rain or shine! Your starting point is The Ranch and your destination is Franklin! She'd like anyone and everyone who is anatomically correct to meet at The Ranch at high noon!
Mark your calendar - June 1st - 12pm! Now THIS sounds like fun!!!