Ellwood City Women's and Men's
Pool Leagues





Ladies: if possible, please text final scores and any info you want to share about your game to Lori. While texting is preferred, if you have to call, she is still happy to hear from you! Good luck to all!
And then there are SECOND thoughts:
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
- Mark Twain
Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.  Anonymous
In memory ...
... November 5, 2009
Dedicated to those lost at Fort Hood: Evening Falls - Enya
Lol! If you've come this far down - you've hit the bottom! Good day to all. Have a safe one!
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. Anonymous
Never do card tricks for your poker buddies!
Sports do not build character.
They reveal it. Anonymous

What a difference 700 miles can make, eh? (below)
Birds do it, bees do it, even beat up lil mailboxes do it! >>>
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
Harriet Beecher Stowe (1811-1896)




June 22, 1942 - March 13, 2010

"You were not born a winner, and you were not born a loser. You are what you make yourself be." Lou Holtz
Volunteering service to our nation is a big sacrifice, an unselfish sacrifice. We would be honored to have ANY service member added to your website. It's a small tribute in the scheme of things, but I know they appreciate being thought of. Please submit a message and contact info to the comments page and the moderator will contact you for pictures and info.Thanks.
Hooray! Lori's computer is up
and running!








Women's stats and scores are now on her page!

Your ol' computer works hard for you.



Keep
it healthy with regular defrag and disk cleanup.

1/23/29 to 2/27/08




Ok, now seriously ... how many of you CAN relate to this picture below?!?!?
(snicker) Yeah ... me too!

Please understand that whatever browser you use, your page might look a little goofy! WHY!?!? We have no idea! IT LOOKS GREAT IN THE SITE WE USE TO CREATE IT! WE are NOT adusting for IE. This site is better viewed in Mozilla or Chrome.

President: Karen Lemanski
Vice president: Beth Fox-Kerry
Secretary: Lori Coulter
Treasurer: Joyce Kraynak
724-674-9829
724-944-7582
724-544-8896
724-758-6703
2014-2015
Season!!


Womens Pool League Play-offs Schedule
April 17, 2013
Start time: 7:30pm with minimum of 6 players. 8 players by 7:45pm. No add-ons after 8pm.

Today ... right now ... another beautiful day ... about 16 women began their day as home-makers, wives, girlfriends, employees, owners, Moms, friends ... and around 6:30pm they'll start taking on a different posture: (non lethal) gladiator-like ... at 7:30pm tonight the sound of balls snicking against one another ... cue up your mental music: Eye of the Tiger, Theme from JAWS, long drawn out drum roll ... this is it! Be at Hazel Manor tonight for the final showdown! Breaker's vs Hazel Manor ... all the teams in the league are great teams! But only two can end up here, on this night, and only one will get that last 8-ball ...

Good luck to both
teams!!

Most lipstick contains fish scales!

It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!

No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!

 This page is BEST VIEWED in Mozilla Firefox and Google Chrome. Nuts to IE. All browsers are NOT created equal! It just doesn't make sense, but ... c'est la vie, ma chérie.
Oh boy! New 'toys'!! Click on our email address and send an email to: womenspoolnews@hotmail.com



Gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness
To an opponent, tolerance
To a friend, your heart
To a customer, service
To every child, a good example
To yourself, respect
To all ... charity and love​
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Ha! It helps when one hits the SAVE icon after working on this page! Then you'd have seen the following info a LOT sooner!!
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As you know by now, the winners of the All Star Tournament were as follows:
Cheryl Mihalko - My House
Lori Coulter - Hazel Manor
Lacey McElwain - Keystone

There were 103 entries this year for a begining total of $204.00.

The 50-50 proceeds taken in added another $156.00 to the pot for a grand total of $360.00! This was divided 50%, 30%, 20% and with that formula, the payout was $180.00 to 1st place, $108.00 to 2nd place, and $72.00 to 3rd place.

Congratulations to Cheryl, Lori and Lacy for some awesome shooting!!

No matter HOW big and BAD you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it!
Instead of cleaning house I just watch an episode of HOARDERS and think, "WOW! My house looks great!"
(borrowed from a friend and added to a little bit)
Happy Mother's Day to all you Mom's and like-a-Mom(s)! Also the Dad's that step up and become both Mom and Dad for their kids! Have a great day everyone!
Don't mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke.
Written/sung by Zach Sobiech
(5/3/95-5/20/13) for his girlfriend
Breaker’s @ Moose
Hazel Manor @ Hog Wild
Keystone 2 @ Keystone
Paramount @ Big Dawgs
PW Eagles @ Saxon Club
Ranch 2 @ Ranch
Double Dealin' 2 @ Double Dealin'
Hazel Manor 2 @ West End










All Star Tournament results for May 6, 2014!!

All-Star Tournament Winners

1st place - Missy Weber (Moose)

2nd place - Shileen Haswell (Big Dawgs/Pagley's)

3rd place - Angie Hernandez (Hazel Manor)

4th place - Denise Gates (West End)

Good job ladies. Great shooting!

Others in the tournament and 'place': Eleanor Kegarise (5),Roxanne Gwilt (6), Beth Fox-Kerry(7), and Ricky Jo Freed (8).

Congratulations to all of you for making it to the final!!!.
1. Divide 50 by half and add 20.

2. Can you find the odd one out - "Stun", "Ton", "Evil", "Letter", "Mood", "Bad", "Snap", "Straw"?

3. FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Count the words in the above sentence. Now count the Fs in the above sentence. Add the number of words with the number of "Fs". What do you get?
Pagleys Pourhouse will be having karaoke Tuesdays! Ah, sing it!!!
HEY!! This spot is sittin' here empty just waitin' for YOU and an activity you want to share! Pool tournaments! Pool PARTIES, ?swimming?, lol! Cookouts! Anything you'd like to invite anyone to and or share! Happenings! We need happenings!!
Hey, let's put YOUR announcement here, ok?
An important message from Lori:
Happy Summer!
Just a reminder that pool (not the kind you swim in) season is just around the corner.
We are accepting nominations for officers on this website. A meeting will be held at the beginning of September. Watch for future posts and emails for further info!
Enjoy the final days of summer; they go by too quick!
Hey guys!!
Here it is!
Your first meeting for the new season of 2014-2015!
Ellwood City Mens Pool League Meeting Thursday, September 4th
7:30 pm at
Koppel McDowells